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Gay Tiger Attacks Santorum « Borowitz Report

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LAS VEGAS (The Borowitz Report) - After making remarks in which he equated homosexuality with bestiality, former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum was attacked at a Las Vegas hotel's jungle habitat by a gay tiger.

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Bad Lip Reading Does Rick Santorum

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Santorum Urges Colorado to 'Reset This Race'

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DENVER - In desperate need of a strong showing in upcoming caucuses, a fiery Rick Santorum urged Colorado Republicans on Wednesday morning to "reset this race" at two campaign stops in the Denver area, ramping up efforts to cast himself as a more conservative alternative to Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich.

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